Why?
Here is ,in no way an exhaustive list of their achievements( Due to obvious reasons I consider all the saas-bahu dramas to be a single identity) :
The net worth of the jewellery in one scene overtakes the GDP of Eritrea(ask google uncle about Eritrea).
The costumes worn by a single person on one show beats the lifetime wardrobe of an average, sane mortal.
The Bindis of a lucky select compete in size with Kosovo.
The only set-up , fiction,non-fiction or whatever, where an older person plays the daughter if not grand-daughter of the younger one.
The wiliness of the average bahu puts to shame even the most dangerous KGB spy.
The make-up used for one complete episode can is more than that used by any mortal.
The only family probably in the history of time to have 8 generations in one frame.
Edna Parker who?.Compete with our very own Baa.
The only shows on planet that can make a 5 minute real-life scene go on for an hour.How?
Here are a few ways :
- The camera zooms into and out of the bahu's face 5-6 times,accompanied by thunderous sounds,prefferably from different angles.
- Then,the above repeats for the other 8-9 subjects in the scene.
- This done,there are various combinations to capture reactions.
- Then we bring in components just one color.
- The list is so ingeniously long,hence I skip here(phew).
And how did I become such an 'expert' at this,well , "Mums" the Word!!
3 comments:
bubhahaha...poor soul...but u have pointed out intricate details of my most hated stuff on tv....soap operas...especially the ones that do the camera and sound effects to tell u how horrible it is to add more salt to the food or add sugar to the food meant for a diabetic saas....crappy people...
oye.. kya teer mara hai.. ekdam nishane pe.. word by word of it is true.. but unfortunately.. mum's and ladies, i must confess myself too.. do enjoy the jewelery and sarries worn by them... hehehe.. but ye they are real waste of our valuable time. but y just blame soap operas... the reality shows are no better.. day by day they are learning new ways of how to make public cry !!!!
nice one buddy
though I dont c much of Soap operas these days...could imagine nothing less
I would put it as a inborn epidemic that could put a "fair part" of any family in ruins(hope this is clearer ;))...Its a serious mockery of time..
Way to go with the topic selection...
great work
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