28 September, 2011

To The (Over) Enthusiastic Photo Uploader...

Ok... I've said this once, briefly though... But I don’t mind repeating... For those who care to listen... I'm not saying that I haven't done it. I have and have learnt from it too.

To,
The (Over) Enthusiastic Photo Uploader

29/09/11

Hi,

You probably would know me. I'm one of your innumerable friends on Facebook(a year or two ago would have said Orkut). I know that you love to take photos and own a very good camera too. But then this is the age of Digital Photography and anyone with a 20000+ quid can get a decent DSLR/SLR (if I ask you to expand DSLR/SLR, you would give me a blank stare). And as everyone wants to be a Jack of all trades, you want to become a photographer too. You might know Photoshop too. Oh Cool, The better. But what bothers/irks me are the throngs of photos that you upload on the social networking site. Trust me it’s a virtual eye sore. Not many of your friends would say this but this is just my opinion/view and a humble plea, from me and few other that a bugged of this "Upload Your Photos" phenomenon.

These days I open (the new)Facebook and find that the inhabitants have made it a photo sharing site(the enlarged pics don't help either). The self confessed photographer has come up in all of us and we have been clicking away and hoping that some jobless soul will like and comment on it and you can proclaim "Hey, I'm a good phtographer."

You had gone on a trip to Timbuktu. Ok, we know that already. You had updated your status as "Rollicking in Timbuktu". And then you come back and put up a heap of photos of what you did there. Gleefully Facebook says "XYZ added such-and-such-number of photos in the album Rollicking in Timbuktu"... Everyone goes W.O.W, G.A.G.A... 5 photos into the album and they are already brain dead, cos all they see is the same thing posted over and over again in different angles and different tones that would help anyone, with a image manipulation software, build a 3D image of the same without missing any bit of the scene, if they had access to the album.

Entire lines in an album are dedicated to leaves, trees, sand, lamp, cows, cow dung (you get the point). Ya we know you took it. But is it really necessary to flaunt them? And with the new FB uploader it is real easy to upload. Select the whole folder --> Upload. Leave the rest to you superfast internet connection and Go have a cup of coffee, come back and voila it's up. And then you have the whole world drooling on your "well taken" photos (well, at least you think so). 300 odd photos and half of them are useless. What’s the whole point of uploading so many photos? A few are fine but 300? Are you ok? We, Ok I, aren’t that curious and mostly not interested to wade through all of them. Upload selectively.

And did you forget something after you uploaded? Oh, Not the wait for the comments. Think again. Need a clue? 5 letter word starts with and ends with L. Yeah, Label. Pls do that. You might sometimes get lucky and get a truly good shot, but then the world doesn’t know what it’s looking at. Do that if u want to avoid questions like "where is this?", "is this XYZ place?” But then you would be happy, cos you are getting the comments that you wanted, ain’t it? Let sense prevail.

About Photoshop. It’s a great tool. Used sparingly can make your photo better. Used excessively it can do the opposite too. A picture would say what 1000 words can, but with excessive editing you end up removing the 999 words. BTW what happened to those good ol’ original pictures?

Come on people. Be realistic. A horde of photos on Picassa is just fine. But on Facebook, think again. No one has that much time to shift through the entire collection. Most would view a few pics, like/comment on them and get back to work (yeah, we are all busy people you see). Most of them don’t care. Some comment just for the sake of it or sometimes to follow the conversation which is happening below the photo. Basically, the joke is on you. Better thing to do would be to put it on Picassa and share the link on FB (Real tech savvy). You will know how many are actually interested.

And as Ernst Haas puts it
“There is only you and your camera. The limitations in your photography are in yourself, for what we see is what we are.

The Camera is a powerful tool in the hands of the capable. Use it well.

Regards,
A Guy on your Friend List

P.S: While you are at it you can visit my album "Random Glimpses" on FB(#shameless publicity) :P

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27 September, 2011

Teenage Google

Today our dear know-it-all friend, Google, celebrates its 13th birthday. Thus officially we can call it a teenager now. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Google. :)

As it takes its first steps into adolescence or what is called as the "troubled teens", here are a few things that can happen while it passes through from 13 to 18:
1) There will be significatng increase in size(meaning more storage sapce in google in Gmail).
2) It will suffer from violent mood swings(will depict using doodles).
3) It will start hiding things from you in your search results.
4) It will suffer from drastic mood swings and the search results will vary in accordance with the mood.
5) It can be influenced by its peer group.
6) It can decide to be a rebel and revel all our personal data.
7) It can go into depression and stop replying to anyone, whatever be the query.
8) It will be come more curious and start poking its noses into others business. Like finishing our search query way before we type the first word.
9) It will be grounded but will find ways and means to break out(US Govt. trying to clip Google's wings).
10) Last but not least, Now that its old enough it will sign up for a Facebook account(it already has one, but with a false DOB).

Anyways for now, Enjoy you special day.

13 September, 2011

The Story of a Strand

Started as a tiny strand
soft, small and tender.
Time added layers ,
at a steady pace,
magifiying in size,
making the strand a rope,
reliable, flexible and strong.
Duly it shrunk in size,
getting thicker and stronger,
bringing other strands closer,
so to stand the test of time.
But it only got so far.
Consequences left it with deep cuts.
No matter how thick the rope grew,
the weakness was evident.
Just waiting for that one jerk ,
for that one hump in the road.
And when it happened,
it just snapped,
leaving two pieces,
similar in strength,
but with edges frayed.
Knotted back,
the rope became one,.
Knot and edges frayed,
but stood out,
the testimony of the struggle.
A gentle and humble reminder,
of how that small thread,
grew into a fine strong rope.....

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